I’m a loser on Friday nights.
Follow me you dirty fuckers
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!
ninja turtle stole yo bitch
(Source: hellorussianunicorn, via pussy-and-oreos)
Sometimes ya just need a cookie
Hello Thin Mints
This always makes me laugh.
I love carrying Sparta around like she’s a child.
Lizz bought me this today. She knows me all too well.
Last week when Sparta was on my bed.